TREE, YOU ARE DRUNK. YOU NEED TO LEAF
STEVE, THAT IS DISCRIMIATION. WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHERE TREE DOES AND DOES NOT BELONG? DON’T LISTEN TO HIM TREE. FOLLOW YOUR HEART, AND GO WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO. DON’T LET CLOSE-MINDED ASSHOLES BRING YOU DOWN.
WAIT. HOLD THE FUCK UP. WHY THE FUCK IS HIS SHIRT NOT GREEN STRIPED? STEVE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF.
STEVE WHERE IS YOUR NORMAL ATTIRE? YOU’RE DRUNK STEVE. YOU’RE SEEING FUCKING TREES IN YOUR HOUSE. YOU’RE LOSING IT STEVE; YOU’RE LOSING IT.
DON’T LISTEN TO THEM STEVE, YOU ARE A WONDERFUL UNIQUE HUMAN BEING WHO DOESN’T NEED A STRIPED SHIRT TO BE BEAUTIFUL. STEVE, YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY.
FUCK YOU, MY STEVE CAN WEAR WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANTS AND WHEN HE SMILES THE WHOLE WORLD STILL STOPS AND STARES FOR A WHILE. BOY YOU’RE AMAZING JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
WHY DOESN’T BLUE GET OFF HIS LAZY FUCKING ASS AND HELP A BRUTHA OUT.
BLUE JUST NEEDS TO GTFO. ALL HE DOES IS STAND THERE AND WIGGLE HIS TAIL. IF YOU’RE NOT GONNA HELP, BROSKI, YOU JUST HAVE TO GO WITH YOUR BAD SELF.
DON’T LISTEN TO THEM BLUE, YOU’RE USEFUL. ITS THE TREE WHO’S TO BLAME HERE. AT LEAST YOU’RE WAGGING YOUR TAIL; WHAT’S THE LAZY ASS TREE DOIN’?
YOU’RE ALL FUCKTARDS. BLUE, YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL BBY. AND SHE’S A GIRL, AND MAGENTA IS NOT HER GIRLFRIEND. AND SHE’S JUST WAITING FOR STEVE TO PUT ON THE RIGHT SHIRT THEN MAYBE SHE’LL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. BITCHES, SHE’S FABULOUS.
FUCKING STEVE. LEAVING ME TO GO TO FUCKING “COLLEGE.” JOE DIDN’T DO A GOOD FUCKING JOB, DID HE, STEVE?
DID YOU GUYS EVER THINK MAYBE BLUES WAITING FOR THE TREE TO GTFO ? TREES BELONG OUTSIDE, THEY SHOULDNT BE INVADING STEVE & BLUES HOUSE.PSH, STUPID TREE.
(Source: fapitalism)
